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有关吃的搞笑句子

《有关吃的搞笑句子》

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有关吃的搞笑句子

1、Thick Kevin:When I was swimming,I passed by a squirrel.I said,"Mr.Squirrel,why are you swimming on your back?""Well,I swim on my back to keep my nuts dry."

2、我要回我的生活!

3、爸,为什么雪是一片片的?因为雪...因为就是一片片的。

4、但我的目的不是要不礼貌,而是要娱乐大众。

5、记住,悲伤和困难总会离开懂得努力和等待的人。

6、人工智能经典台词

7、Carl:It's just that the first moment I saw you,I fell in love with you,instantly,and I thought that, if I got luckier than any man has ever got, it would be a tragedy if I didn't have. . .A condom.I can see how that was just sick and very wrong, and so I'm gonna take the condom out of my pocket and I'm throwing the condom into the North Sea.You see, I already adore you. I hope one day we'll get married and have children.

8、After short and sudden illness. - You remember that day you left?

9、别太放在心上 他从来不碰我的。

10、ANGUS: Turkey time.



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